"US Weekly" magazine with Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Olivia Munn

"US Weekly" magazine with Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and Olivia Munn

Must be nice to be (someone like) Justin Timberlake, but only if you like women in particular and a lot of them in general.  Or so Us Weekly says.  Their version of things is that Justin Timberlake cheated on (steady girlfriend) actress-model Jessica Biel with actress Olivia Munn during a three-day fling this past September…”

Timberlake is 29 and nearly over the hill while Munn can no longer be trusted by the counterculture at 30. An “insider” (Mr. Insider, Sources Say and Eyewitness sure get around) tells Us that Timberlake “started chasing her (Munn?) immediately.”

Then, if these ancient eyes read this release correctly, the snitch said that the lady in question wasn’t interested in romance if the gentlemen was still involved with his lady-of-the-moment. Well, like any good bad boilerplate-potboiler, the gentleman (we’ll call him Justin) allegedly said something to the effect of “Who’s Jessica?”

If you get Us at the newsstand (or their site) you’ll read the sentence, “Munn took him to her hotel… where “they were openly affectionate,” the insider adds…(and) the two “had amazing sex” that night. Close quote.

Now, that’s the kind of writing I miss, like an old Clyde Fitch play where “pagan passion ran through them.” Not the crude, vulgar “…she grabbed his BLEEPING manhood.”

“Timberlake‘s rep strongly denies the allegations; Munn’s rep does not comment on her personal life,”  Us Weekly wrote.  We’ll see what Mr. Sources Say has to say about that.