Poor little Octomom (born Nadya Suleman 35 years ago) will be thrown into the street along with her octets (14 actually) if she doesn’t pony-up nearly a half-mil in four days.
TMZ swears (well, reports) that Suleman is keeping the wolf from the estate gates with promises of a last-moment payment. And don’t think she’s been sitting around counting the hours on the clock face (n)either because Suleman held a laborious garage sale not long ago.
So, just like Little Nell, Suleman will be able to spit in Simon Lagree‘s eye before final curtain (that is, by this Saturday), maybe.
But she’ll need your help! So get off your dead butt and send whatever you can afford ($1000 – $500,000) to that girl who’s only crime (defect) was wanting to live like an empress without the humiliation of laboring like a common, sweating wage slave.
So if you don’t want Suleman to grow old before her time (or take that porno payday that’s been allegedly dangled in front of her) send your charity to Carny Mike Cartel where as much as 1.001% may or may not go to her. Contributions here are not tax deductible, but what’s your conscience worth?