UPDATE 1/19 –Yesterday’s review in Variety leads us to believe this may not be as bad as we feared.
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We sincerly hope this doesn’t leave us hating JIM CARREY (well, more than we already do anyway):

Will anybody be able to sit through this…seriously? We remember the original (didn’t it redefine the term “oral sex”?)….this is gonna hurt…no, really, really hurt…as in ‘OW, OWIE, OUCH, OW, STOP, OW’…

This shows some promise…maybe…kinda:

This teaser premiered at the last comic-con. Gotta love PIXAR.

Really?!?…Well, FU too!

January can be a very cruel month:

This looks like (at best) a TV movie but ZAC…well, we’re there:

Was this really necessary?

Eat your little metallic heart out, WALL-E.