Charlie Sheen

Fastball: all good here on homefront. all reports are false. I’ll explain more very soon. #Dogspeed.

That was Charlie Sheen’s Tweeted message at 9:00 pm as the cops were in the falling star’s vast home and nearing his online broadcast office.

The LAPD said only that they were swarming through Sheen’s catacombs regarding a restraining order issue.

Reports abound that the cops were alerted of a possible firearms violation in the Brooke Mueller restraining order against her colorful ex-husband.

The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolure pros! they can protect and serve this warlock anytime!!!

And that was Sheen’s post at 10:20 pm (PST).