Charlie Sheen Attribution: Angela George (CC-BY-SA 3.0 Unported)

Not many left on the S.S. Charlie Sheen after the captain intentionally crashed into an iceberg.  Today Sheen’s long suffering publicist Stan Rosenfield jumped in the last lifeboat to abandon ship.

“I have worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much. However, at this time, I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.”

When hearing that his publicist had dumped him, Sheen told TMZ that Rosenfield is a “p**sy.  He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”

Nature has worked its perfect magic once again, since Sheen needs publicity like the Titanic needed a publicist.