Charlie Sheen's enemies are everywhere

The Earth waits breathlessly as the most misunderstood man in the world, Charlie Sheen starts to get ready to commence to get ready to write a tell-all book and unload it on the highest bidder.  If you’ve got a cool ten mill (American) burning a hole in your pants to invest then you can rub elbows with everyone’s favorite badboy and enter the bidding.

TMZ says that Mr. Sheen told them about his venture that will include naming names and what-have-you and already has a working title of When the Laughter Stopped.

Sheen will be vacationing in the poppy fields of Afghanistan (just kidding) waiting for the bidding war to enter the stratosphere.

Reports that international hack author Mike Cartel has been signed to ghost-write the damned thing has not been confirmed, but Cartel did say that he would change the title to When the Frigging Clown Woke Up in the Sewer.

Mike Cartel - weighing his options