Lady Gaga on The Monster Ball Tour courtesy kate_xo (CC 2.0)

Lady Gaga tells 60 Minutes this Sunday that the media is waiting for her to slip and then pick her bones.

“They want to see me fail. They want to see me fall on stage. They want to see me vomiting out of a night club,” Gaga tells Anderson Cooper, who does the asking and the listening. “Isn’t that the age we live in? That we want to see people who have it all lose it all? It’s dramatic.”

I didn’t realize until this very moment that Gaga is a philosopher.