Natalie Portman courtesy Josh Jensen (CC-BY-SA 2.0)

“My parents who taught me to work my hardest and never be an asshole,” Natalie Portman said during her acceptance speech last night. “It’s never acceptable.” Although TBS silenced-out the six letter A word.

Portman had just won the SAG Award best actress for Black Swan.

She also said a lot of other things and thanked endless known and unknown people.

And she thanked the bit-part dancer she met while working on Swan who somehow got her attention long enough to, well, she’s expecting a child from/with him.