Charlie Sheen mugshot

Charlie Sheen mugshot

According to quantum mechanics, even the most outrageous will eventually happen.  We may be witnessing one such sum-of-all-totals in our own lifetime.

Charlie Sheen filed a lawsuit yesterday against Capri Anderson (born Christina Walsh), alleging that the porn poser tried to extort $1 million from the highest paid actor on television.

Yesterday we reported that Walsh (announced to the Earth on GMA that she) was suing Sheen for the Oct. 25th Plaza Hotel incident. We further reported that (after each coveted interview) she was being carefully described as an “adult film actress,” and soon she would be media-immaculately concepted into Little Nell from the country.

Walsh intimated that after Sheen paid her $3,500 for dinner companionship (only), he treated her like a two-dollar hooker once they got behind closed doors. A cynic might say that once Sheen (allegedly) sobered up and saw what a month of car, house, DWP, gas and food money had bought him he went berserk.

Well, the tireless HollywoodOuthouse research team (me and Google Images) found a mosh pit of Capri Anderson photos that would’ve given Larry Flynt pause, and showing that the guest-for-hire is apparently not shy about much and will do a lot for a laugh.

The Charlie Sheen industrial-complex wasn’t taking this lying down in a psychiatric ward padded cell.  Sheen’s lawsuit alleges (among many things) three counts of damages included the demanded hush money and the theft of Sheen’s $165,000 Patek Phiippe watch.  The suit dropped a bombshell: the allegation that Walsh works as a prostitute!

What actually happened in Sheen’s hotel suite and what becomes unraveled in court may well mean the transfer of many millions of dollars and endless damage control patrolling by studio handlers.  Meanwhile, if a judge or jury goes her way, Walsh reinforces the Horatio Alger myth of rising from curb stone to pedestal.

In quantum simultaneity, Schrodinger’s cat is both dead and alive.  In Hollywood, Alice in Wonderland is both celluloid and real, where truth is as certain as the Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.


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