Malin Akerman courtesy David Shankbone (CC-SA 3.0)

No one’s safe in their own grave.  Lindsay Lohan is out and Malin Akerman is in to play Linda Lovelace (of all people) in the “based on a true story,” Inferno, director Matthew Wilder told E! News.

“We are currently in negotiations and working out the legalities of bringing her on board,” Wilder said, then talked in plain-speak that they simply couldn’t get insurance for the unpredictable Lohan, “and some other issues.”

Wilder thinks that the first shots will commence early next year.

In sad honesty Wilder said, “We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support.”