Charlie Sheen (c.) from Two and a Half Men on CBS Photo: Greg Gayne/Warner Bros. ©2008 Warner Bros. Television. All Rights Reserved.

Nobody ever changes, cynics say.  Cops arrived at the New York City Plaza Hotel late at night to find a (seemingly) drunken, (obviously) naked idiot surrounded by broken debris.

The New York Post says that the idiot was actor Charley Sheen.

Sheen’s handler had a different version, telling FOX411.com that Sheen “had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital, where (he?) is expected to be released tomorrow.”

The publicist missed the personal pronoun, obviously nervous while scribbling his/her statement to the press.

We won’t rehash Sheen’s demon-fighting history, but for a while it seemed that he had a handle on his weird life.

Other sources say that Sheen’s situation was even more bizarre, involving a hooker and cocaine, but it’s too early to start throwing darts on the troubled guy who believes that 911 was a U.S. government plot.

Of course the troubled guy makes well over a million dollars per TV episode.

Things should start unraveling later today.