Jesse G. James courtesy IMG 9097 (CC 2.0)

This is L.A. bay-ub.  Cool, awesome.  Hours ago we reported that Kat von D demanded that Jesse James‘ scenes be cut from her L.A. Ink show.  We were also skeptical that it was another PR stunt.  News then flowed like blood that von D and James were back together.

This asinine story is morphing by the moment and whether the headline was invented or just unfolded by the weight of it’s own fatuity, those who are benefiting most are milking the electrons on the web like a cattle prod.

If we keep updating this thing then you’ll know how terribly desperate we are today.