Jersey Shore’s village idiot (actually, their most famous resident), Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi showed up at court to hear Judge Damian Murray call her everything but human, saying she needed to think “if it was worth trading your dignity for a paycheck.”

After Snooki (probably) stopped laughing (in her mind) she pled guilty to a drunken adventure on and around a Seaside Heights boardwalk where she faced 90 days in jail.  Murray said that her actions were “rude and self-indulgent,” and that she was a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe.”  Snooki (maybe) thought it was a compliment, since the judge only gave her two days of community service and a $533 fine.

I am “very embarrassed,” Snooki told Murray, looking at the clock and her mirror, (perhaps) thinking that Jersey Shore’s ratings were only high because of her PR stunts.