Britney Spears

Fearing that you’re reduced to pasting another Snooki story to fill pages before going to press, occasionally a man-bites-dog flash crosses the wires and tears out page one.  According to a lawsuit to be filed today and gobbled by TMZ, former Britney Spears bodyguard Fernando Flores claims the former (and future?) star made “repeated unwanted sexual advances” at him.

“She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress.  She walked over close by (Flores), intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to (Flores),” the suit alleges.  And, as any red-blooded American man would feel, “The incident caused shock and disgust,” to Britney’s former employee.  The allegation goes on to say that “Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of (Flores).  “You know you liked it,” Spears allegedly said while naked.

Of course there’s nothing funny about this incident, but (if the story is true) some men might be curious where to apply for the vacant bodyguard position.

We’re not forgetting that Spears was diagnosed with a serious mental illness (perhaps bi-polar) and hospitalized in 2008.  Today Britney’s father and medication are helping reclaim her life.  Spears is reportedly finishing her seventh studio album.  And while this (girl bites man) headline will sell papers, the allegations may or may not be true.  It’s not the first time a desperate reporter printed a story before the ink was dry.