Zsa Zsa Gabor long ago

Once described as the most beautiful woman in the world (that was sixty years ago), Zsa Zsa Gabor may actually turn back the clock to that perfect summer, along with goddess beautification (that is, immortality) if her husband has his way.  Frederic von Anhalt, the ninth and last husband (so far) of Gabor said that after his wife meets God, he wants her to be the next thing to alive for eternity (although not in those words).

Von Anhalt, according to the Bild newspaper, said that he wanted to preserve his ageless wife by plastination after she dies.  We hope so, since it’s horrific to undergo the procedure while still living.  “I would like to show the plastinated body of Zsa Zsa Gabor, in the context of a scene in one of her films,”  Von Anhalt said with a straight face. “My wife has always dreamt that her beauty would be immortal (goddess-like?).”  Not if her context-of-a-scene came from A Very Brady Sequel.

Gunther von Hagens would likely carry out the metamorphosis.  The good doctor gained notoriety by exhibiting his morgue of plastinated bodies with actual muscles and tendons attached.

Meanwhile, Gabor has remained in the news because of her near death experiences (literally), and now rests in an L.A. hospital awaiting her 94th birthday.  Obituary writers worldwide are sadly waiting for the gruesome news of Zsa Zsa’s final exit so that they can finally clear their desks.

Von Anhalt might better serve the memory of Gabor (she really was something in her day) by instead preserving her DNA for future cloning.  The first hundred years was fine, although another century of Zsa Zsa might be overkill.