Part-time singer-model-TV personality, sometime stripper and full-time publicity hound Tila Tequila said that while performing Saturday she tried to dodge rocks and defecation from a fun-loving concert audience.  The outdoor festival music fans gathered at the Hog Rock Campgrounds in southern Illinois to enjoy the beautiful, sensitive sounds of various Psychopathic Records artists, including the heirs of Beethoven, Insane Clown Posse.

It was not clear if the assaults on Tequila were a sign of punky affection, hate, or just playful fan enthusiasm (drunken/drugged idiocy).

Hardin County Sheriff Tom Seiner told a local TV station (reported by AP) that Tequila (known only to her birth certificate as Tila Nguyễn) complained of injuries from flying stones and noisome feces while the audience turned on its own and stabbed a man because his eyes apparently lingered too long on a “what the f… are you looking at?!” hothead.

Much has changed since the outrageous and violent days of Benny Goodman and Duke Ellington.  Roll over Beethoven.