OUCH! This disturbing little press release just came over the transom:

  AMERICAS GOT TALENT CELEBRITY JUDGE DAVID HASSELHOFF WILL PERFORM DURING HIT SERIES’ LIVE SEMIFINAL RESULTS SHOW WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2

UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif.  August 27, 2009  “America’s Got Talent’s” own celebrity judge and international entertainer, David Hasselhoff, will perform “Feeling Good” during the Wednesday, September 2 semifinal results show (9-10 p.m. ET).