From our pals at NBC, comes this last LATE NIGHT quotables page…Well, until JIMMY FALLON takes over, anyway.

    QUOTABLES FROM NBC’S ‘LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O’BRIEN’ February 16 – February 20

“We’re starting to reminisce about our beginnings in September of 1993… When we went on the air back in 1993 I had no way of knowing that 16 years later we’d have an African American President.  And, this is interesting, Barack Obama had no way of knowing that an albino would be taking over the Tonight Show.”

“In those days, back into 1993, you weren’t allowed to say things on television like douchebag, dipwad or a-hole.  I don’t have a joke, I just like saying those things on television.”

“Let’s get something clear, are you clapping because you’re happy to see me – or because I’m leaving?”

“After tonight we only have 2 more shows left.  Unless NBC pre-empts us for more “Knight Rider.”"

“It’s really going to be tough to leave New York City – At first I was worried that I’d miss my favorite restaurant.  But then I found out the Olive Garden is a national chain.”

“To be fair both New York and LA have downsides.  LA has earthquakes, mudslides and brushfires.  And New York has the Knicks, Mets & Jets.”

“This is the 16th Season of “Late Night with Conan O’Brien.” That’s 5 more than “MASH”, 5 more than “Cheers”, and TEN more than anybody wanted.”

“All week, I’ve been receiving a lot of calls from other TV hosts.  Jay Leno called to wish me good luck and Larry King called to ask me what time he’s supposed to take his pills.”